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   <description>Like a sexed-up Dr. Phil, The Retired Porn Producer improves your life through advice drawn from over thirty years in the skin flick biz. Tune, click or dial into the retarded line of thinking that is "The Retired Porn Producer's Guide to..."  <br /><a Title="Online donation system by ClickandPledge"  href="https://128bit.ClickandPledge.com/Default.asp?ID=12388">Support this cartoon</a></description>  
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    <description>Hoping your eco-stance will help your image around the office? Biking to work might be for you. Let the Producer tell you why.</description>    
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     <itunes:block>No</itunes:block>
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    <title>Water Cooler Chit-Chat</title>
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    <description>Having trouble impressing your office sweetheart? The Producer has some tips you can use to spice up water cooler conversation.</description>    
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    <title>A Complicated Man</title>
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     <itunes:block>No</itunes:block>
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    <description>Feel like all these office meetings are just getting out of hand? Take control the Retired Porn Producer way.</description>     <itunes:summary>Feel like all these office meetings are just getting out of hand? Take control the Retired Porn Producer way.</itunes:summary>     <author>contact@retiredpornproducer.com</author>
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    <description>Does your Blog suck? Find out what you are doing wrong from the man who knows what people really want.</description>
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     <itunes:block>No</itunes:block>
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