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The Retired Porn Producer’s Guide To…

A 2-3 minute animated mobile comedy series

Like a sexed up Dr. Phil, the Retired Porn Producer attempts to improve lives by applying what he has learned from his 30 years in the skin flick biz. His goal is to change the world in a way everyone can relate to. Even you. Admit it.

In each 2 to 3 minute episode, the Retired Porn Producer tackles subjects from “Office Attire” to “Making a Popular Blog.” He doesn’t dwell in the hypothetical - he takes his ideas into the offices and lives of the employees of Melange-A-Tronics Inc. Generally, it doesn’t end well, as our dear Producer has a fondness for guns and violence, and a distinct dislike for… well… just about everything to do with Melange-A-Tronics Inc. Why? Does a man who partied the 70’s into the ground need a reason?

The Retired Porn Producer is out to better lives with an iron fist. All the employees of Melange-A-Tronics want is a decent sandwich from the guy that comes around. They have no idea that the Retired Porn Producer is using them as an unwitting cast of thousands. Why? Maybe they’re really as stupid as the Producer thinks they are.

Even when he addresses such life altering topics as “Riding Your Bike to Work” or “Hosting an Educational Video,” the Retired Porn Producer’s insights come exclusively from the clichés of old school pornography. This isn’t a 2 to 3 minute animated mobile comedy series about you making pornography, it’s about making pornography improve you. It’s also about the common office cube dweller, and how every now and then – you’re gonna get cornholed.

So get ready. Cause once The Retired Porn Producer’s Guide To… is on your cellphone, iPod, or desktop they’ll be nowhere on Earth you can hide from him.

 

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