Contracts for the Film & Television Industry
So the Retired Porn Producer gets a lot of mail asking for legal advice for the porn industry. Everyone wants to shag, no one wants to do the paper work. But if you don’t take care of this shit then you’ll end up like Joe Francis. [...]

As you can see, there is no actual porn on this site. That’s because I’m retired. But young guys always come up to me asking how they can get into the belly-bouncing biz. Well fellas your in for a real cornholing because it’s a tough way to make living. You see its not like in my day, when broads weren’t allowed in the union, and every corner had a blue theatre. Today its all about the internet. So how can you become a porn producer, well I’ll take a crack at getting you started.