As you can see, there is no actual porn on this site. That’s because I’m retired. But young guys always come up to me asking how they can get into the belly-bouncing biz. Well fellas your in for a real cornholing because it’s a tough way to make living. You see its not like in my day, when broads weren’t allowed in the union, and every corner had a blue theatre. Today its all about the internet. So how can you become a porn producer, well I’ll take a crack at getting you started.

So you want to able to do it like the stars. Well there are some basics that you need to know first. This page is really more for those wanting to take it to the next level and Fuck like a Porn Star.

So maybe you think you can be a porn producer. Or maybe you just think that if you get a little better at it she’ll let you do it more. Well this is the part of the blog is for you.
You know really I don’t know why people ask me sex advice. [...]