The Producer's Sex Advice
The Retired Porn Producer realizes that people may have come to this site looking for the cure to their eternal ailments.
Below are links to pages containing his critique of your situation as well as services to may help you in your journey.
He also has put together a sellection of books that might be of help.
Not Happy with the Bits"The problem with changing your bits is that you never know what styles are going to be around. But then that whole thing isn't something I ever had to deal with, personally that is."
"These break it down for the fellas."
"Some want them big, others want them small…women want it all"
Itch'n Down There"They say you're either itch'n down there or you're not."
"These are for those who are not."
"Sometimes you have an itch to scratch that only a particular tool can cover. You ladies know what I'm talking about."
"Here are my favourite shops."
Armchair Peeping Tom"If you've clicked your way all there where to here, you a probably are a sick basterd who thought you'd find old people shagging it nasty."
"These sites will see that you get the help you need."
"For me the industry has come and gone, and all that is cumming these days is all over women's faces online."
"But if that's your thing, there is no reason I shouldn't make a buck."
"Its all about the interactivity these days...and that isn't what it used to be. Try these games."
Loneliness"You know I was once signing an autograph for some pimple faced wannabe when he started going on about being lonely. I told him what I'll tell you. You can't get corn-holed sitting at home alone, but you can't get laid either. Get out there!!"
"Here are some sites for dating."
"There are some freaky people in the world. I know it, and God knows I support it!!"
"With these links you can actually meet them."
"The fact is we live in a world that is wank'n it a mile a minute…no wonder I'm always horny."
"These sites are for those of you who shouldn't be spending your time watching silly cartoons online."
