GopherX.net created “The Retired Porn Producer’s Guide to…” in anticipation of the rise of Internet video. The series hit iTunes within three months of iTunes distributing video (as opposed to just audio podcasts) and have gained a long-term following with over 500 000 views across the internet.
“The Retired Porn Producer;s Guide To…” is a true multi-platform series, and can be seen on television as well as the internet and cell phones, and is being distributed world wide.
The Retired Porn Producer’s Guide To…
A 5 x 2-3 minute animated mobile series
Like a sexed up Dr. Phil, the Retired Porn Producer solves all of your problems with all the tricks he learned in his thirty-year career in the skin flicks. His goal is to improve the world in a way everyone can relate to. Even you. Admit it.
Each short 2 to 3 minute episode revolves around the Producer’s three tips on a given subject. To illustrate to these tips, he takes us into the offices and lives of the employees of Melange-A-Tronics Inc. Generally, it doesn’t end well, as our dear Producer has a fondness for guns and violence, and a distinct dislike for… well… just about everything to do with Melange-A-Tronics Inc. Why? Does a man who partied the 70’s into the ground need a reason?
All the Retired Porn Producer wants to do is to improve our lives with an iron fist. While all the employees of Melange-A-Tronics want is a decent sandwich from the cart guy. They have no idea that the Retired Porn Producer is using them as an unwitting cast of thousands. Why? Maybe they’re really as stupid as the Producer thinks they are.
Even when he addresses such life altering topics as “Riding Your Bike to Work” or “Improving Your Blog,” the Retired Porn Producer’s insights come exclusively from the clichés of old school pornography. This isn’t a 5 x 2-3 minute animated mobile series about you making pornography, it’s about making pornography improve you. It’s also about the common office cube dweller, and how every now and then… you’re gonna get cornholed.
So get ready. Cause once “The Retired Porn Producer’s Guide To…” is on your cellphone, they’ll be nowhere on Earth you can hide from him.
Created by: Scott Albert and Christopher Guest of GopherX.net
Scott Albert is a television writer, sketch comedy writer and novelist working in Toronto, Canada. He does the scripts and the voices.
Christopher Guest is a producer, composer and animator. He does the animation, sound and just about everything else.
