Ok ladies! So you need some help getting to the top of the mountain. Well its all about you. No man can make it happen if you can’t make it happen yourself. But if the problem is he just can’t stay in there long enough, he might need to learn sexual kung-fu!

Here are some books you can buy on Amazon.com that might help make you a man with the skill of a porn star. Get these book and start practicing, a whole new world awaits.

So you want to get good at the old slap and tickle. Well good for you. A women who controls in her man’s pants, will have her way in the world. Good luck!

So you want to able to do it like the stars. Well there are some basics that you need to know first. This page is really more for those wanting to take it to the next level and Fuck like a Porn Star.

As you can see, there is no actual porn on this site. That’s because I’m retired. But young guys always come up to me asking how they can get into the belly-bouncing biz. Well fellas your in for a real cornholing because it’s a tough way to make living. You see its not like in my day, when broads weren’t allowed in the union, and every corner had a blue theatre. Today its all about the internet. So how can you become a porn producer, well I’ll take a crack at getting you started.

So you’re looking for some fucked up fun on the internet. Well I got a collage intern to search the net and suggest the very best in Adult Flash Games sites.

This is the real king pin of adulr game sites. Clean layout and piles of content. The games are a mix of flash and 3d. Lots of bondage.

You gotta love these webmasters who have style…and content. Here’s one got it all games, videos, porn of every kind. But the first game I played was a little on the difficult side….didn’t get my load going.

For all of those who have been enjoying the Retired Porn Producer for years, you’ll know that the site need a complete redesign. Well here it is. The new site is built on wordpress, features comment and talkback forms, better quality video and added sharing and syndication tools. The site also incorporates a number of [...]

Contracts for the Film & Television Industry So the Retired Porn Producer gets a lot of mail asking for legal advice for the porn industry. Everyone wants to shag, no one wants to do the paper work. But if you don’t take care of this shit then you’ll end up like Joe Francis. So you’re [...]