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  • R is for: Rib-joint

    Older, possibly obsolete term for a brothel . See brothel for synonyms. See Also: chippie house, chippy-house, notch house, nautch house, syphilitic arthritis, gonorrheal arthritis, grind house, bone xylophone, phoneys, hump ribs, floaters, jointess, pimple palace, cab-moll, chippie joint, hook house, chippy-joint, cop a bird, tipout, nautch joint, notch joint, rough-rider, joint, “So I went [...]

    Thursday, August 2nd, 2007 - 6:12 pm
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    S is for: Shagadelic

    Or: shag-a-delic , sexually-appealing , said of a woman . Quote: Austin Powers (Mike Myers) (repeatedly) to Felicity Shagwell (Heather Graham) in Austin Powers 2 The Spy Who Shagged Me (1999): ‘ You’re very shagadelic! ‘ “I don’t know if I can comment on the word Shagadelic, I have a lawsuit pending. You stole that [...]

    Wednesday, August 8th, 2007 - 6:13 pm
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    T is for: Twin Peaks

    The female breasts. See breasts for synonyms and euphemisms. See Also: biparous, Paris brothers, sin-twister, true twin, upskirt, “Maybe you remember a little show in the 80′s called Twin Peaks? I watched 4 epsiodes before I realized that I wasn’t going to see any tits. Talk about false advertising.” The Retired Porn Producer, 2007

    Friday, August 10th, 2007 - 3:50 pm
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    U is for: UFOs

    Abbreviation for Unbelievably Fantastic Orgasms. See orgasm for synonyms. “All these kids have strange ideas, in my day a UFO meant little green men and government conspiracies, and that was erotic enough for us. Now its all about the big-O, makes me want to swizzle my gizzle…or something. Somebody should make a dictionary for old [...]

    Monday, August 13th, 2007 - 5:09 pm
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    V is for: Veiny Salami

    Recent jocular coinage for the penis . See penis for synonyms. See Also: hide the salami, sausage, snorker, “So I went to one of these swanky new LA delis, I thought I had stumbled upon are real hotspot because I was the only male in the place…then the waiter pulled out his veiny salami! Apparently [...]

    Tuesday, August 14th, 2007 - 11:49 pm
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    W is for: Waawaas

    Slang term for the female breasts. See breasts for synonyms and euphemisms. “I was at the bank yesterday and wasn’t getting anywhere with this slack jawed teenager behind the counter. Then at lady comes to the wicket next to me and plops her waawaas on the counter. The guys were tripping over each other to [...]

    Wednesday, August 15th, 2007 - 6:37 pm
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    X is for: Xenerotica

    Term of recent coinage for sexual attraction to strangers. “Looking for a new way to get your freak on? I was recently at a xenerotic masquerade party…which was great until I realized that there were only dudes behind all those masks.” The Retired Porn Producer, 2007

    Thursday, August 16th, 2007 - 6:03 pm
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    Y is for: Yellow

    In power eroticism, a safeword commonly used by submissives to end the scenario. See Also: xanthophobia, piss yellow, chic, yellow snow, yellow handkerchief, swords, urophile, discharge, gardnerella, road, buff, Quotes Containing yellow: Greg Brady (C. D . Barnes) and Donna (Megan Ward) in The Brady Bunch Movie (1994): – Greg Brady: ”Hey there, groovy chic [...]

    Friday, August 17th, 2007 - 6:34 pm
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