“People are always asking me if I have favorite porn words or phrases. We’ll in fact I’ve written 26 A-list porn films, I know a thing or two about the smut lingo. Anyway, they told me I had to write a blog but I couldn’t put any pop-ups, have a sound track or kill any [...]

Condition in which sexual-erotic arousal and orgasm is dependent on fantasizing about someone other than one’s partner , especially someone more desirable . This condition is sometimes known as alloandrism in heterosexual females or gay men, and allogynia in heterosexual men or lesbians.See also: alloandrism ; allogynia ; allonemia .
“In my hit movie, ‘I Dream [...]

Or: Dr.-Bananas , term of the 1960-70s for gas-filled, breakable ampoules of amyl-nitrite .
amyl nitrite:Synthetic hallucinogen; a muscle-relaxant and vasodilator drug believed to be an aphrodisiac or sex enhancer by those who inhale it to prolong and intensify the experience of orgasm . By relaxing the smooth muscles of the vascular system it causes a [...]

A person, male or female, gay or straight , who performs oral-sex on the vulva . See cunnilinctor for synonyms.
“What this flick needs, is a hot cake-eater scene”
The Retired Porn Producer, 2007

Or: daily , British rhyming slang for sexual-intercourse based on the rhyme with tail / piece-of-tail , based on The Daily Mail , a newspaper. ‘ Got your Daily? Have you had any daily lately? ‘ See copulation for synonyms.
“That young and strapping postmam sure gets a lot a daily mail…hmmm sounds like a [...]

A metaphor for the vagina . See vagina for synonyms.
“Here’s a line for my movie, Billiards for Brenda, ‘Ohhh…is that cue the only thing that’s hard? Maybe you need a trip to envy-city.’ and then she spreads her legs, ha ha…I almost won a Dickie for that.”
The Retired Porn Producer, 2007

Jocular coinage for male masturbation . See masturbation-male for synonyms.
“I was 9 when I started faxing the pope. Some people think that’s young, I’m just gifted I guess.”
The Retired Porn Producer, 2007

So maybe you think you can be a porn producer. Or maybe you just think that if you get a little better at it she’ll let you do it more. Well this is the part of the blog is for you.
You know really I don’t know why people ask me sex advice. [...]

A woman who seeks the company and support of rich, older men.
“In my mid 90’s feature, Gigolette for Dumbies, three collage girls get extra credit from their 60 year old professor.”
The Retired Porn Producer, 2007

A sexually-excited, -exciting, or -active woman regarded as a sex-object and therefore readily available . See playgirl for synonyms.

“The key to a successful porn flick is having a hot-tailed woman as you lead seductress.”The Retired Porn Producer, 2007