Funny Short Video Series

The Retired Porn Producer’s Guide To… A priceless 12 x 3 minute flash animated mobile video series. Like a sexed-up Dr. Phil the cartoon Retired Porn Producer solves all of your problems with all the tricks he learned in his thirty-year career in the skin flicks. His goal is to improve the world in a way everyone can relate to. Even you. Admit it. Each short 2 to 3 minute anti-porn episode revolves around the Producer’s three sexed-up tips on a given subject. All the Retired Porn Producer wants is to improve our lives with advice like a funny iron fist. They have no idea that the Retired Porn Producer is using them as an unwitting cast of this sketch comedy. Why? Maybe they’re really as stupid as the Producer thinks they are. Even when he addresses such life altering topics as “Riding Your Bike to Work” or “Hosting an Educational Video,” the Retired Porn Producer’s insights come exclusively from the clichés of old school pornography. This isn’t a just a short animated mobile video series about making pornography, it’s about making pornography improve you. It’s also about the common office cube dweller, and how every now and then – you’re gonna get cornholed. So get ready ! Cause once The Retired Porn Producer’s Guide To… is on your cellphone, they’ll be nowhere on Earth you can hide from him. In these crazy and outright funny adult cartoons his twisted humor and life advice gives you more than sex tips you'll get life advice so great you'll run out and start blogging about it. Unlike other television or movies this comedy is the craziest thing you'll ever see in an animation so sit back and enjoy this free show.